Rise & Rise Again 'Till Lambs Become Lions
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
kierenwalkerpds:

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

i can’t wait for the new season of orphan black!!

holl0w-existence:

Are we dating? Are we fucking?
Are we best friends? Are we something in between that?
I wish we never fucked, and I mean that

But not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s fuckin’ awesome


shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr
folieadeus:

We'll go down in history.

2547446:

y’all ever take a pic and be like this ain’t even my skin color


i-need-that-seat:

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.


nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles
kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

(Source: billiondollarbaby)